Meme

En momentos como este odio a Jamfris. Pero mucho.

He editado y lo he puesto en leer más, porque quedaba enorme y así no satura tanto la página de inicio. Es que aún no domino del todo el sistema. Ah, y los links que hay bajo la cabecera aún no chutan, tengo que hacerlos bonitos y eso.

Do you have:
(x) your own cell phone
( ) a tv in your bedroom
(x) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder – Pero no me importaría nada tener uno
(x) high-speed internet access – 4 megas en casita, y acabamos de poner 20 en la ofi
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) dvd player in bedroom (our TV has a built-in one)
( ) at least a hundred DVDs -Uys, no… pero me acerco peligrosamente
(x) a childfree bathroom
() your own in-house office – No considero el cuarto del ordenador como una oficina.
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(x) a queen-size bed – Es que mi novio es graaande y necesita una acorde con su tamaño
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
( ) a working washer and dryer- (sólo lavadora, y pone “y” así que nada)
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses.
(x) framed authentic art (not lithographs) – Tengo si aceptamos un original de Cels Piñol como “arte”
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(x) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
(x) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now – con suerte llego a diez euros
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name – Pero de débito unas cuantas…
( ) a stock portfolio
(x) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(x) private medical insurance- desde hace muy poquito
(x) a college degree, but no student loans

Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning) – No, pero no me importaría, la verdad…
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne Chanson d’Eau
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don’t need the money
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don’t get your way

Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
(x) traveled out of the country
(x) met a celebrity – ¡JOSS WHEDON!
( ) been to the Caribbean
(x) been to Europe/America – En ambos
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the Space Needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
(x) been to the Eiffel Tower in Paris- pero no subí, no se si eso cuenta
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child – natación trece años
( ) attend private school – Era una concertada
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

Me salen 16… ¿eso es pijo o no?

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